Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Excited New York City Tourist Gets Put in Her Place in the Most New York City Way
Never has a stereotype been so true.
Firework in a Printer Ends With a (Predictably Awesome) Bang
Print. Copy. Fax. Explode. This printer can do it all.
Man, 87, Learns His New Car Has Added Feature — 50 Pounds of Pot
Exactly what kind of smoke is coming out of the tailpipe?
Fortune Cookie Writer With Writer’s Block Quits, Unaware of Irony
Amazingly, this is not a headline from "The Onion."
9 Quintessential Guy Things That Need to Make a Comeback
Hey, if naked women can return to Playboy, maybe some of these other trends of yesteryear can, too.
Serial Adulterer Sues Uber for $48 Million, Claims App Helped Wife Catch Him Cheating
This guy is an Uber-creep.
Restaurant Offers All-You-Can-Drink for Under a Buck and What Can Possibly Go Wrong?
Drinks are almost on the house.
#BadValentinesDayGifts Is Romance Done Horribly Wrong
Chocolate. Candy. Flowers. You could do better for Valentine's Day gifts, but you could also do worse. A *lot* worse.
Burger King’s Valentine’s Cup Lets You Simultaneously Drink With the Love of Your Life
Make sure to drink in all the romance this Valentine's Day.
What’s the Best (And Worst) State to Be Single in 2017?
You may be single and ready to mingle, but not everyone is.
Most Unusually Common Injuries By State Feature Some Real Head Scratchers
We all hurt every now and then. Some of us just hurt in different places.
America’s Coldest City Is (Probably) What You Think It Is
When it comes to being frigid, no place can outshiver this one.