Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small Staircase
An ATV is not *all* terrain.
Hooters Is Opening a New Restaurant Where Servers Will Be Fully-Clothed Because Who Doesn’…
More is better. Except when it comes to attire.
Tostitos Breathalyzer Bag Is a Super Bowl Party Game-Changer
Tostitos wants people to eat, drink and be safe this Super Bowl.
Well-Mannered Boy Asks Permission to Curse Out Brother
Never has rage been so politely expressed.
Sierra Nevada Issues Gigantic 36-State Recall
Important news for beer drinkers.
BMW Slides Into Ditch. Then the Real Disaster Unfolds.
There's no substitute for an actual tow truck.
Scissors Stuck in Man’s Stomach Since 1998 Finally Removed
You can forgive this man for complaining about sharp pains in his stomach.
Sweet, Sweet Vengeance — Heroic Trucker Flying-Kicks Biker Who Stole His Phone
We have our first candidate for Biggest Badass of 2017.
Kiss Cam Hero — Hockey Fan Smooches His Beer Instead of His Girlfriend
The spurned lady, who takes it surprisingly well, should maybe think about where she stands in the pecking order.
This High School Running Back Is Utterly Impossible to Tackle
Now THAT is how you perform in the state championship.
Woman Ditches Man on Date, Explains Why In Way-Too-Honest Text
Meeting someone online sure has its downside.
This Is the Scariest Way to Make Sure No One Gets Your ATM Code
Want to make sure your ATM code doesn't fall into the wrong hands?