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Men Experience Simulated Child Birth – [VIDEO]

Clay Miller — Fri, 17 May 2013 00:30:04 +0000

Child birth. One of the most wonderful experiences for a woman to have. Once it is completely over. Before I go and get in trouble with the masses who would disagree, I do not know just how much pain is involved. I have shared in 3 child deliveries. Each different and unique in their own way. Some labor [...]

Seriously? Rich Parents Using Handicapped Tour Guides to Avoid Lines at Disney World

Clay Miller — Thu, 16 May 2013 00:30:58 +0000

The lines at Disney Land can be pretty brutal, especially during school holidays. But it turns out if you have enough cash you can assure your child will jump right on Splash Mountain, no matter what time of the year. What? Â There is another way to get a jump on theÂ crowdsÂ in the Mouse House? According [...]

4-Year-Old Mayor Is the Cutest Politician You Will Ever See

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 15 May 2013 21:00:35 +0000

Experience isnâ€™t always the most important qualification for a politician. Sometimes dimples work just fine. The mayor of teeny, tiny Dorset, Minnesota (population 22) is a four-year-old boy named Robert â€œBobbieâ€ Tufts. We donâ€™t know if his senior advisor is Rubber Duckie or if he pledged naptime for all citizens, but Bobbie won the coveted [...]

Carnival Season is Upon Us – How Much do You Spend on The Midway?

Clay Miller — Tue, 07 May 2013 21:00:03 +0000

Spring and Summer bring out the kid in us and that means an annual trip to the carnival in town. Oh yes. The sights and sounds of the barkers that draw you closer to the thrill rides and the food which is almost as expensive as the rides. And then there is the midway. That long avenue of trailer [...]

Cake Resignation Letter Is the Best Way to Quit a Job

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 15:11:32 +0000

Just about everyone has dreamt about quitting a job in a grand fashion. Not only was Chris Holmes able to pull off a splashy exit from his nine-to-five as a border control agent at London's Stansted Airport, but he was able to do so in a way that should drum up some business for his new endeavor.

Girl, 13, Suspended for Bringing Butter Knife to Cut Fruit at Lunch

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 13:49:29 +0000

A butter knife is causing some major controversy in Attleboro, Massachusetts. Yes, a butter knife. Morgan LaPlaume, a 13-year-old student at Wamsutta Middle School, has been suspended for bringing in a butter knife to help her cut fruit that she can’t eat whole because of her braces. Morgan was eating the fruit recently when the [...]

The $26 'Boomstick' Hot Dog at Rangers Ballpark Is Delicious and Probably Fatal

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:52:45 +0000

Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas is selling a hot dog that just might cripple your heart…and your wallet. The stadium is home to the â€˜Boomstick,â€™ a $26 frankfurter that features so much food youâ€™d think it could appear on â€˜Doomsday Preppers.â€™ It’s the latest in a growing tradition of stadium food clearly designed to shorten [...]

Jolly Man Faces Possible Jail Time for Laughing Too Loudly

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 18:00:57 +0000

This story is worth a good laugh â€“ but watch your volume. A man from Long Island has received a pair of summonses for disturbing the peace. His crime? Laughing too loudly. Robert Schiavelli, 42, had cops show up at his house last month after his neighbor complained he could hear Schiavelli yukking it up [...]

McDonald's Getting Rid of Popular Menu Items — Is Your Favorite Getting the Golden Axe?

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 20:26:05 +0000

McDonald’s is shaking up its menu. Except, instead of adding a hundred new items as usual, the Golden Arches is giving the golden axe to some crowd favorites. Act surprised when I tell you it’s mostly the healthy stuff and when I say “healthy” I mean it will kill you “later” rather than “on the [...]

Expectant Mother Will Let the Good People of the Internet Name Her Baby for $5,000

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:57:40 +0000

They say it takes a village to raise a child, but who knew the same applied to naming it? Natasha Hill, a 26-year-old teacher from Los Angeles, has won a Belly Ballot contest in which she will let other people name her soon-to-be born baby in exchange for $5,000. Hill said she plans to pay [...]

Father Accused of Beating Son Over Oklahoma College Allegience

Phil Richardson — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 17:30:54 +0000

A Perkins, Oklahoma man has been charged with child abuse after paddling his 9-year-old son for liking the University of Oklahoma Sooners over his parent’s preferred Oklahoma State Cowboys. The saga began when Gannon Wade Mendez – the father of the victim, heard from teachers that his son told a fellow classmate that he preferred [...]

SugarDaddie.com Offers Sugar Land, TX Nearly $5 Million to Change Its Name

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:00:14 +0000

Everything is indeed a little bit bigger in Texas. Including wallets, apparently. The dating website SugarDaddie.com has offered the town of Sugar Land, Texas $4.65 million to change its name to â€œSugarDaddie.com, USAâ€ for the next 10 years. SugarDaddie.com is a site designed to connect wealthy older men with younger women â€“ translation: gold-diggers â€“ [...]

Scotland's First Krispy Kreme Store Causes Mile-Long Traffic Jam

Joe Student — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:05:45 +0000

Europe exports music, art and culture trends to America. The U.S. exports…doughnuts. Traffic police in Scotland were called in to relieve a massive snarl during the opening of the country's first Krispy Kreme store, whose drive-thru window caused mile-long jams.

Thankfully, the Scottish police cleared the jam by eating all the doughnuts. Just kidding. They advised citizens

Brothers Blow-Up House After Winning Lottery

Joe Student — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 15:55:30 +0000

Everyone who plays the lottery has their own fantasy of what they’d do first if they won. Two brothers from Wichita, Kan. celebrated their big lottery win by buying meth and weed, which resulted in them accidentally blowing-up their house and getting arrested. Authorities said the two brothers were celebrating a $75,000 winning lottery ticket [...]

Man Returns $1,200 to Completely Rude and Ungrateful Owner

Drew Weisholtz — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:21:25 +0000

Honesty is the best policy, right? Kyle Osborn may not be so quick to agree with you. Osborn recently returned $1,200 in cash he found in an envelope in Harrisonville, Missouri to its owner, only to have the owner question whether all the money was there. Osborn, 29, is a tatted up auto detail shop [...]

Disturbing Video Shows Mother Forcing Her Toddler to Get Tattoo

Aaron Galloway — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 15:40:39 +0000

A lot of people are outraged over a YouTube video that shows a three-year-old being held down and forced to get a tattoo. Click through to watch the disturbing video.

So There's Beer And Bacon-Scented Soap Now

Mike Moody — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:04:49 +0000

Love the smell of bacon, beer, and other "manly" meats, drinks and things of this world? Would you like to smell like this stuff all the time? Well, you don't have to bathe in a tub full of beer to smell like the frothy stuff, just order some beer-scented ManHands soap.

New Facebook App Helps You Find Out Who Gave You the Flu

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:00:14 +0000

We're not big fans of winter. The only good part of this season is that it's socially acceptable to grow a burly bush of upper lip hair to keep us warm, but other than that it's just cold, dreary and it's also the season of the flu. Just thinking about the chills, the aching, and the fevers makes us want to curl up and cry for our mommy-- it's awful.

Half of All Airline Pilots Admit to Falling Asleep While Flying

Donald Deane — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:05:54 +0000

Let’s face it, we’ve all come pretty close to nodding off at work. However, there are certain professions — say, airline pilot — where taking a quick snooze just isn’t acceptable. And yet, a new study suggests thatÂ a staggering number of airline pilots in Europe have actually fallen asleep while at the controls.Â The European Cockpit [...]

Did You Know It's Perfectly Legal for Toddlers to Drink in Wisconsin Bars?

Kathy Landin — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 14:24:03 +0000

The law is a funny thing. Many states have outdated laws on their books that involve antiquated social issues like women holding hands with men in public and where you’re allowed to tie up your horse downtown. Those are funny, but what’s better is when you find a law that has a really good loophole left wide open in it. You have to be clever and you have to know how to argue it, but it can be done.