Crazy Baby Products

Baby Bangs

Babies are great and all, but you know what would make them even better? If they weren't so bald. These delicate hair bands with attached mop top may have been the basis for the Saturday Night Live ad spoof for baby toupees, but these appear to be 100% for real. Baby Bangs, available at baby-bangs.com for $29.95.

Bathroom Baby Harness

Okay, this has happened to a lot of parents: you're busting to use the bathroom while wearing your baby, and there's not a germ-free spot to put him down while you do your business. Solution: the Babykeeper Hanging Harness, available at mommysentials.com for $39.99

The Daddle
How ever have we managed generations of horsey rides without this strap-on saddle for Dad? The Daddle is so hot it's sold out on Amazon.