The upcoming ‘Fifty Shades of Grey' feature might not be everyone's cup of sexy tea, but leading lady Dakota Johnson would like to at least attempt to change the minds of potential viewers who don't think that anything—yes, anything—can be sexy with the right attitude. On last night's ‘Tonight Show,’ Johnson was tasked with reading off a series of decidedly unsexy lines, including stuff about Chapstick (?) and sweatpants (?) in an attempt to make them alluring.

Host Jimmy Fallon had to do it, too, but things got a little messy when it came time to make Jar Jar Binks sexy. Nightmares for weeks, we'll tell you.

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