Dan Seitz

Many parents insist their child is a genius. Emmelyn Roetteger, however, has the paperwork to prove it. She scored a 135 on an IQ test, and was thus accepted into MENSA. She is, on the other hand, still a toddler, as this bit from the Today Show shows us.

One of the big statements director Ridley Scott has made about his upcoming horror thriller “Prometheus” is that it’s got almost nothing whatsoever to do with the first “Alien” movie. Aside from, as this trailer tells us, like, everything.

Sadly, he did not live in St. Ives, but Alan O’Neill did, in fact, have two wives. The really sad thing, though, is that it wasn’t because he was cheating. He had two wives because he was lazy and passive aggressive.

America’s First Dysfunctional Family has the biggest affection for Halloween, since it happens during sweeps. But it also has taken on the most wonderful time of the year more than once, so we thought we’d present a few fun ‘Simpsons’ GIFs and videos to celebrate the season. Or at least be honest about it. (WARNING: Animated holiday merriment below.)

CoolPictures/MyModernMet/Flickr It's the most wonderful time of the year, when snowflakes fall from the sky, collect on the ground… and then get turned into profound works of art. (Or video game characters.) Here are the ten most awesome snowmen we found on the internet.   1 ...

ShelterPop/SparkleLabs/Geekologie While you may assume that Thanksgiving is all about food, it's also a great time to show off your craft-y side. Creating fun centerpieces is a great way to put your own individual stamp on your Thanksgiving table. (Y ...

Avante Garb/My Cat Has Cancer/Two Moms LTD, Etsy Etsy, in case you don't know, is basically the craft fair/flea market of the internet. Millions of people come together to sell the unique things they've handcrafted to those wishing to have something unique in their lives. And li ...