Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Walking Cooler Follows You Around Like a Dedicated Mobile Bartender
This is the ultimate beer chaser.
Drunk Dude Somehow Stays Asleep on Car Trunk During Insane 14-Mile Jaunt
Beware the dangers of trunk driving.
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone Number
Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.
The Awesome Future of Tow Trucking Has Finally Arrived (Whew)
Of all things you'd never think of as cool, towing a truck is probably up there.
Fun-Lovin’ Man Can’t Stop Dancing for News Chopper
What's that they say about how you should dance like no one's watching?
7 Rude Things (Besides Texting, Of Course) You Can Do in a Movie Theater
So, you're all excited to take in the newest Hollywood blockbuster, are ya? Well, hopefully, no one will ruin your night with these boneheaded antics.
Oh, Nothing, Just a Woman on Her Phone Walking in the Middle of a Highway
We know that cell phones can be used anywhere, but please don't take that literally.
RompHim Is a Man’s Romper That No One Asked For
This will either be the newest fashion craze or the newest punchline.
Very Courteous (And Very Bad) Burglar Leaves Apology Beer
Even bad guys are nice in Canada.
2-Year-Old Is Alarmingly Super Chill in a Bounce House
Toddler plus bounce house equals one crazed kid, right? Well, not always.
Caring Cop Parks in Middle of Road for Touching Reason
This officer is looking out for everyone on his beat. And we mean everyone.
Life From the Point of View of a Bucket Is Surprisingly Mesmerizing
File this under "Who knew this could possibly be so interesting?"