Inventions

Introducing the Face Mask Gun
Do you feel jeopardized and violated anytime you're in the presence of a non masked individual and or group. Well then prepare yourself for one the the single greatest inventions of our time. Behold the all new and already improved face mask gun!
New Straw Lets You Eat and Sip All At Once
You know the drill. You get to the bottom of a bowl of soup or the milk remnants of your morning cereal, and you’re left with two choices: spoon up the rest in tiny increments, or tip the bowl to your face like a four-year-old.
Now you have a third option.
Get the Shave Of Your Life With a $100,000 Razor
For the low, low price of $100,000, you don’t have to worry about replacing a dull razor blades for 10 whole years!
The Zafirro Iridium razor features solid white sapphire blades, which are hypoallergenic and almost completely resistant to oxidation and corrosion.  But it&CloseCu…