Harrison Ford isn’t smurfing around. On ‘Conan‘ last night, the actor expressed his intense dislike for the little blue creatures by beheading a plush Papa Smurf.
Ford has good reason to be peeved: the CGI reboot of ‘The Smurfs’ nearly tied his new movie ‘Cowboys and Aliens’ at the box office over the weekend. And, to add insult to injury, wife Calista Flockhart paid good money to take their son to the movie, while they saw Ford’s sci-fi western for free.
Last night, Kirstie Alley confronted David Letterman with a list of jokes he made about her weight over the years on the ‘Late Show.’
Alley whipped out a list tucked in her dress and read several jokes, including one where Letterman said her fall on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ caused a palpable tremor and earned her a score of 8 … on the Richter scale.
On ‘Late Night,’ Julianne Moore and Jimmy Fallon went head-to-head in a musical competition, playing songs on unfamiliar instruments while Chris Kattan tried to name the tune.
First, Moore hefted an ungainly trombone and attempted ‘The Star-Spangled Banner,’ producing what sounded suspiciously like the same note over and over. Not surprisingly, Kattan was unable to name the song.
This footage of a mysterious object in the sky, which aired on ‘Today,’ probably won’t change anyone’s opinion of UFOs. But it’s bound to at least spark some debate.
During a live traffic news broadcast on KXAS in Fort Worth, Texas, a tower camera caught a bright object that appeared to fall from the early morning sky at 5:40am. But rather than descend straight to the ground, the object veered off at a 45 degree angle.
With all of Neil Patrick Harris’ experience hosting awards shows, the actor certainly seems capable of an improvised joke. But while meeting Barack Obama, Harris choked and made a remark that wasn’t well-received by the president, he said on ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.’
Harris said he got rattled when it came time to meet the Commander-in-Chief. “You turn around a curtain and there’s the frigging President of the United States. And you quickly panic,” he said.
In Pine Prairie, Louisiana, a thief attempted to rob an ATM on Monday by breaking it open with a piece of heavy construction equipment, ‘The Early Show’ reports — and the incident was caught on the store’s security camera.
On last night’s ‘Tonight Show,’ Stone said she was filled with terror over being lifted in the air by Gosling for a scene in their new flick ‘Crazy, Stupid Love.’ In it, Gosling was tasked with lifting Stone over his head, in the style of Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey’s daring move from ‘Dancing.’ “I ran for him to pick me up and I don’t know what happened,” she told Jay Leno. “I went spider monkey around his head and kicked him in the throat.”
One pooch recently proved he’s alpha dog material by driving away a shark in the waters near One Arm Point, a remote community in western Australia. Good boy!
In a YouTube video featured on ‘Today,’ the dog can be seen paddling contentedly through the ocean while two sharks lurk beneath the surf. It’s difficult to gauge the size of the fish, but they certainly appear to be large. The dog showed no fear, however, and dove beneath the waves to deliver a bite to one of them.
Earlier in the week, a massive storm dumped almost 12 inches of rain in less than hour on Montreal, causing the city’s sewer system to swell. In this amateur video shown on ‘Today,’ a cameraman filmed as a geyser of water blew off a manhole cover and lifted a parked car into the air.
The geyser started slowly at first, lifting the car only inches off the ground. But eventually, a massive torrent of water exploded from the sewer system and hoisted the backend of the vehicle several feet off the ground.
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