Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Parking in This Lot Requires You Be a Hideously Awful Driver
Getting your vehicle in between the lines can be a lot harder than it seems.
Donald, Hillary Debate Photos Are Reason Enough to Move to Canada
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton make Brad and Angelina look like Bogie and Bacall.
Two Men You Don’t Know Are America’s Presidential Debate Heroes
Donald Trump didn't win Sunday night's presidential debate. Neither did Hillary Clinton.
This Car Carried Way, Way, Way, Way Too Many People
America is dealing with clowns. Russia is dealing with clown cars.
102-Year-Old Fulfills Bucket List Wish By Getting Arrested
She may be over a century old, but Edie Simms still has goals.
Trucker Rocks 2 Cell Phones for Ultimate in Distracted Driving
Don't text and drive while you text and drive.
Candidate Dabs During Debate, Proves Without a Doubt That Politicians Shouldn’t
She doesn't stand on the issues as much as she does boogie on them.
Only a Dog Can Get Away With Photobombing the Pope
It wasn't so much a dog day afternoon as it was a god day afternoon.
The Pizza Mile Will Make You Cheer (And Possibly Vomit)
Move over, beer mile. You've been replaced.
Do You Know Your License Plate Number? [POLL]
You know your car make. You know the model. You know the color. But what about the license plate?
Hero for Our Times Creates the Political Pizza Party
There's a choice for disenfran-cheesed voters.
Dad Goes Full-On Batty When He Gets Light-Up Sneakers for Birthday
A pair of kids' shoes brought out the kid in this septuagenarian.