Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Don’t You Just Hate When a Truck Runs Over Your Head?
You could say things came to a head during this fight.
Flustered Dog Is Totally Beyond Atrocious at Hide and Seek
This energetic pooch can't see what's right under his wet nose.
What’s the Most You’ll Pay for Parking? [POLL]
It’s one of life’s little annoyances – coughing up cash to keep your car in one place.
‘Hamdog’ Is a Brilliant All-in-One Game-Changing Hamburger-Hot Dog Bun
You know how when you go to a barbecue and the host asks you "Burger or dog?" Well, much like phone books, Friendster and Brad and Angelina's marriage, that's ancient history.
Eggo Waffles Issue Massive Recall for Listeria Concerns
Now may a good time to leggo your Eggo.
5 Lighter Tricks Are a Flaming Pile of Combustible Magnifence
Lighters. They're no longer just for firing up a cigarette or letting the band know you want a fourth encore anymore.
Raise a Glass and Toast This City’s Brilliant Beer Pipeline
Not since the invention of the six-pack have we seen an invention so darned cool.
What Is a ‘Work Martyr’ and Are You One? [POLL]
Hey, you -- yeah, you with your head buried in your inbox, analyzing spreadsheets and toggling among your two dozen open windows. You may want to slow down.
The Dreaded ‘Friend Zone’ Now Has Its Very Own Logo
You can let the whole world know you're disenchanted relationship status.
94-Year-Old Man Who Probably Shouldn’t Be Driving Charged With Drunk Driving
What's the only thing scarier than a 94-year-old man behind the wheel? How about a 94-year-old drunk man behind the wheel.
5 Apples and the Surprising History Behind Their Names
Fall is almost here, which means it's the optimal time for finding the best apples.
Joker Pretending to Be Olympic Gold Medalist Is an American Hero
And you thought no Olympian could behave worse than Ryan Lochte.