Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Mother Stays Waaay Too Calm When Lion Tries to Eat Her Daughter on Live TV
This just in: lions and kids go together about as well as Clinton and Trump.
Determined Thief Chops Down Tree to Swipe a Bike
This guy didn't just commit a crime. He also committed a crime against nature.
Similarly Dressed Doppelganger Dads Are Everybody’s Fathers
If you've seen one dad, you've seen them all.
Here’s Why Stealing a Rolls-Royce Hood Ornament Is Impossible
If you can't afford one of the most expensive cars in the world, maybe you'd like a little piece of one. Well, don't bother.
These True ‘Seinfeld’ Reasons for Dumping Someone Will Make You Want to Stay Single Forever
Breaking up is hard to do. The famous song says so. But, sometimes, breaking up is ridiculous to do.
Woman Dead After Police Shooting Exercise Goes Horribly Awry
A 73-year-old woman in Punta Gorda, Fla. is dead after she was accidentally shot Tuesday during police training.
Mary Knowlton was acting as a victim in a "shoot-don't shoot" exercise when an officer accidentally fired off live bullets instead of blanks...
Sewage Truck Explosion Is When the Poop Hits the Fan (And Everything Else in Sight)
You can almost smell how horrific the odor is through the screen.
Watch a Moron Chase His Plane Down the Tarmac
This is a man on a mission.
What’s the Hardest Food to Eat While Driving? [POLL]
In this age of multi-tasking we all eat behind the wheel.
Hilariously Trumpish-Sounding ‘Greatest’ Letter to the Editor Is Oh-So Real
This hilarious and bombastic letter to the editor very well could've been written by the most polarizing man in America.
Embarrassed Woman Backs Over Ferrari for All to See
This woman went from zero to mortified in two seconds flat.
Dead Renaissance Man’s Wife, Girlfriend Write Competing Obituaries
Leroy Black is going to have some explaining to do when he gets to pearly gates.