In the spirit of St. Patrick's Day I found lots of great jokes that can be a conversation starter when you are out and about celebrating this Irish holiday! If you are a leprechaun you may find some of these jokes a little insulting. But remember  it is all in fun.

If you want to find even more here are some suggestions for websites:  AhaJokes.com, TheHolidaySpot.com and a fun, clean site for kids HelloKids.com

Q:  Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn't press your luck.

Q:  Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy.

Q:  Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Q:  How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much whiskey and not enough restrooms!

Q:  What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!

Q:  Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Sure, they're great at shorthand!

Q:  Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they're short-tempered!

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford plane fare.

Q:  What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet! (duh)

Q: What did the leprechaun say to the elf?
A: How's the weather up there?

Q:  Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?
A: Yeah, but only a little.

Now, go forth and be funny!

Do you have any you want to add?  Just comment below.