In Honor of St. Patrick’s Day Here Are Some Lame Jokes
In the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day I found lots of great jokes that can be a conversation starter when you are out and about celebrating this Irish holiday! If you are a leprechaun you may find some of these jokes a little insulting. But remember it is all in fun.
Q: Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck.
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much whiskey and not enough restrooms!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Sure, they’re great at shorthand!
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they’re short-tempered!
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn’t afford plane fare.
Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet! (duh)
Q: What did the leprechaun say to the elf?
A: How’s the weather up there?
Q: Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?
A: Yeah, but only a little.
Now, go forth and be funny!
Do you have any you want to add? Just comment below.