A simple guy that enjoys the finer things in life. Things like cargo pants, manly flip flops, and sleeping without a top sheet. When not on the air, he can usually be found out in the sticks hunting whatever is in season, or shooting his mouth off on Xbox Live. Forever a fan of loud music, fat bottomed girls, and big ass guns.
Kelso
Another Cheap Gun Safe Picked Open In Seconds
Once again, cheap safes prove to be bad security.
South Dakota Adopts Worst Anti-Drug Slogan Ever
Meth. We're on it.
Why You Should Do Tacos For Thanksgiving
Eating turkey on Thanksgiving is stupid, here's why.
Medicine Creek Is Stocked, Trout Season Is On
The best time to get outdoors is when the weather is nice.
Hidden Valley Released A Ranch Filled Stocking for Xmas
Regular presents are boring... Give something truly unique this year.
Know What Molten Steel Does When It Hits Water?
The laws of thermodynamics insist it's explosive.
Ballsy Criminals Pull Off Armored Car & Bank Robbery
It's not like the banking industry doesn't rob us all... It all comes around.
In Oklahoma, We Have To Become Better Drivers
It seems the "being terrible at driving" has rubbed off all those Texas drivers...
SaxSquatch Will Be The Next YouTube Star
This will take you back to the original creative days of YouTube
The Joker Parody Might Be The First Funny Thing from SNL in Years
Who knew all it would take was a bit minus the politics.
Ever Seen a Pet Goose Walking Through a Walmart?
It shockingly better behaved than most kids.
Burger King Debuts Habanero Burger with Savage Commercial
It's not meant for gringo's.