Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
’10 Most Disgusting Things Found in Fast Food’ Will Definitely Have You Re-Thinking Your D…
French fries are better than French flies.
Grumpy Man Inserts Himself Into Those Terrible Chevy ‘Real People’ Commercials
America may be a divided place right now, but we can all agree this guy is doing his part to bring us together.
Bored Guy Clicks His Mouse 1 Million Times for Some Reason, We Guess
Too much time on his hands?
Totally Normal Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to Her
There was a time when meeting people online came with a stigma. Maybe it still should.
Just a Thirsty Pig Pounding Beers Like a Total Slob
This swine *may* have a drinking problem.
Girl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggets
Brave? Crazy? Or maybe just really hungry?
In the Battle of Sleep Versus Cute Dog, Cute Dog Loses Big Time
Hey, we've all been there.
Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His Pants
This dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.
Enormous Inflatable Roosters Look Eerily Like Donald Trump
His detractors call him a pig, but the president-elect may really be more of a bird.
This Whip-Smart Dog Is Totally Toilet Trained
This pooch is way beyond fetch.
Woman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d Expect
This devious lady tried to send her lover packing.
This Is Why Jumping Subway Tracks Is a Terrible Idea
In the pantheon of bad ideas, this is right near the top.