I am a simple guy that enjoys watching sports and playing video games. I was not born in Texas but I got down here as fast as I could. I was born in Baltimore, Maryland and I support my hometown baseball team the Baltimore Orioles. I love the Dallas Cowboys and hopefully I don't die of a heart attack watching them one day. I also support the Dallas Mavericks and Dallas Stars. Nobody believes me when I say this, but the Dallas Cowboys are the reason I live here in Wichita Falls.
Fights Break Out First Weekend of Fright Fest in Oklahoma, Park Closes Early
Another theme park fight, in less than a couple of weeks in our area? Be ready to catch hands when you get off the rollercoaster.
Oklahoma Police Looking for Man That Took a Dump in Grocery Freezer
Nobody likes taking a dump in a hot bathroom. I guess this guy needed to cool his buns while going number two.
Handcuffed Oklahoma Man Takes Police on a Wild Chase with an ATV
I'm amazed at how well he was able to drive while being handcuffed.
Semi Truck Crashes Into Oklahoma Welcome Sign on Highway 287
Is this sign made out of vibranium?
Oklahoma Girl Selling Lemonade Gets Enough Money to Buy Tickets for Universal Studios
Lemonade stands are a great way for kids to learn how to start a small business. Looks like one girl has a successful business on her hands.
Oklahoma Man Walks Eight Miles to Work, Donations Come In So He Can Buy a Car
The kindness of a stranger brought attention to Donte Franklin and the trek he makes to work.
Woman Claims She Was Banned from Oklahoma Theme Park Over Short Shorts
They don't look that short to me, but it looks like Frontier City thought they were.
Oklahoma Now Has an Official State Pet, the Rescue Animal
Every state has an official everything and the official state pet for Oklahoma is a good one.
Oklahoma Senator Files Bill to Ban Paper Straws in the State
I got to admit, paper straws suck. However, I don't think they should be banned.
Oklahoma Governor Signs Bill Capping the Copay Cost of Insulin for Oklahomans
I think this is something that everyone can agree is a good idea.
Invasive Jumping Worms Spotted in Parts of Texas and Oklahoma
Alright, who messed up and imported these things?