This pooch is way beyond fetch.

Jumpy here is a dog that can relieve himself in a urinal. It's a dog trick that is so much more eye-opening than rolling over, playing dead or catching a Frisbee.

Not only can he do business in a clean, nearly human, fashion, but after he finishes he manages to flush the toilet. That's the cherry on top of this sundae of impressiveness.

Of course, we'd be even more blown away if we saw video of Jumpy strolling over to the sink and washing his paws before head butting the hand dryer to get all the water off of him. But that'd be ridiculous, right?

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