You had me at "Skeet Surfing." Top Secret! was apparently a movie I've managed to completely miss in my stream journey so far this decade, but given that it's got bikini's and guns, it's now at the top of my list.

Just from the Wikipedia page, I'm guessing it's a skit comedy much like Kentucky Fried Movie or the dozens of similar titles that came out in the late 70's and early 80's. It'll probably be beyond stupid, but I'll take ridiculously stupid over reality TV any day.

If you happen to have this on VHS, throw it away. It's 2019. If it's not online, we don't deserve it.