You Ever Seen Someone Play An 80 Inch Gong?

You don't have to tell me, I already know. If I were in that position, I'd probably wail away at that gong like it had stolen my french fries... but this "Gong Master" takes a surprisingly light touch to play some of the most familiar sounds you're about to hear.

Out of curiosity, I thought I'd price one of these out just to see if I could become "That Neighbor" on my block... This model will only set you back just under $28,000.00.