Commercials

Usually I don't really pay any attention to Christmas commercials until after Thanksgiving, but this one is an exception. It's early but I would say we could easily be seeing the single greatest Christmas commercial of 2020.

This has to be the single greatest local TV commercial ever produced in the history of all mankind! Radiant Plumbing and Air Conditioning in Austin, TX. has provided us a true sci-fi masterpiece with "The Toiletnator." It's a TV spot that parodies "The Terminator" movie in all it's glory and Arnold Swansinger accent. A must see for any local add connoisseur. If you're a fan of these low budget mini-movies you're sure to love this.

Cable cutters of the world rejoice, introducing the all new Miller Lite Cantenna! This handy little device will help you watch all the games legally. It's a Miller Lite beer can with a digital TV antenna built right in. It's fashionable and functional decor at it's absolute finest. With this little contraption you can tune in and not worry about violating any Federal laws, facing fines for illegal streaming or worse, missing the game.

An unusual commercial aired during Dancing with the Stars last night. It featured the family of Don Lewis, Carole Baskin's late husband who's presumed dead and more than likely murdered. If you're familiar at all with Netflix's Tiger King you know all about Carole Baskin and her late husband. Just ask Joe Exotic and he'll tell you "That bit** Carole Baskin murdered him and feed him to the tigers." There's even a song about it.

If you've been searching for the most epic used mobile home commercial ever recorded, look no further this is it! I'm not in the market for a trailer but if I where, or if the need ever arises I know who will be getting my business, Cullman Liquidation Center. They're a used mobile home dealer in Cullman Alabama that has been buying, selling and moving mobile homes for over 16 years. They also have the greatest local commercial ever produced!

Hogwarts and hoglegs, it's the firearm filled magical adventure we've always wanted to see, Harry Potter with guns! Hit play and enjoy "Harry Potter and the Deathly Weapons." Dirty Harry Potter just makes sense, after all who hasn't thought to themselves that the only thing missing from the series was guns.

Well here we go again. As if all the COVID-19 pandemic related adds with all their nauseatingly cliche phrases and keywords weren't enough. Now we can add to the list all the advertisers and brands who are using the recent protests and riots to help sell their products.

It can't just be me, surely everyone else has noticed the over abundance of cliche phrases and keywords we keep hearing over and over in commercials. I think the only thing more annoying than the virus itself are these advertisements.

Coors Light has just mastered the art of combating Zoom Fatigue. Let's face it all these damn Zoom meetings and video conference calls are getting a little ridiculous. It looks like we have an all new and improved way of faking our presence on these video chats thanks to Coors Light.

Don't forget about dear ol' sweet mom, May 10th is Mother's Day. This year maybe more than any other we need to make sure moms are celebrated and shown how much we appreciate them. You still have time to start making plans and coming up with gift ideas for mom.

It's not meant for gringo's.

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